pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG.  Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM.  I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

I’m on a horse.

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The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

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collegecutiepie:

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

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How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

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tagyourfuckingtriggers:

theinsanityinsideme:

CLICK THE PHOTO TO HELP US! Read the story to understand!


This… is Alastair

He’s a friend. A cosplayer. A photographer. An aspiring musician. 
Not too long ago, he decided to come out as trans to his family with less than appealing results.

This is his story.

"Yesterday, Tuesday the 24 of June, I came out to my parents. I wrote my mom a 5 and a half page letter explaining everything. I said why I felt the way I felt, the name and pronouns I’d like her to use, ect. I left the letter on the table where she would see it, and then left with my sister, Rashia, and one of my best friends, Dietrich. I wanted her to cool off after reading it, because I wasn’t really sure what her reaction would be. And most of all, I was scared.

That night when I got home, we talked about the letter. The first thing my stepfather said to me was “Alastair? Thats really the best name you could come up with?” He then asked me that, since I was a boy, did that mean I liked girls. I told them both I’m asexual, which wasn’t real news, and that I’ve never been sexually, or even romantically, attracted to anyone.

My mother has forbade me from ever seeing my friend Die again. She said if I have any contact with him whatsoever, I’m being kicked out. She won’t even tell me the reason why.

My mom then almost completely hurdled over the trans issue, to yell at me and my sister both about how we’re irresponsible adults. For the record, I am 5 days out of graduating high school. I am 18 years old. She expects me to have a job immediately, to pay for my car insurance, gas, cellphone bill, my cat, and rent (which, for now, she’s dropping). I told her that was fine. I know I’m going to struggle, but I’m going to try.

My sister and I left for Dietrich’s last night. I woke up with a text telling me to get home and clean my room before so and so time, or everything that touched the ground was going to be torched. So I went home and cleaned my room.

My sister and I decided to sit our parents down and talk with them again. I told my mom that I’m scheduled to go to my clinic and pick up my testosterone in august (august 20th to be exact). My mom is strictly against testosterone. She’s convinced it will kill me. She said she wants to find a therapist or a physicist for me for my anxiety issues (which I’ve been struggling with all my life and she’s managed to be completely blind of until I told her yesterday) and for my gender issues. I really don’t want to do this. My mom and stepfather told me that If I start taking testosterone while I’m still under my parent’s roof, I will be kicked out. And that’s it. They don’t want me on T, period.

My stepfather believes I have to “experience life first” before taking testosterone. What he means by that is, I have to fuck both men and women, and then I’ll know what gender I actually am. Again, I’m asexual. I’ve never had sex. I never want to have sex. And I doubt I will ever be in any kind of romantic relationship with anyone, ever. The fact he thinks having sex may “sway” me is infuriating. He also doesn’t think I would make a good guy (even though I already am a guy). He think I’m too wimpy. And then doubtfully asked me if I could even please a woman. His definition of a male is, and I quote, “To be a man you have to have a penis”.

I really don’t know what to do. If I’m kicked out, I have nowhere to go. Chances are, I am getting kicked out. Because I’ve been waiting for YEARS to start testosterone, and if I have to wait any longer, I don’t think I am going to make it. I’ve been struggling so much these past few years, these last few months especially.

If worse comes to worse, my great friend in Texas is welcoming both my sister and I with open arms. My only issue with that is, I want to stay in NJ, my home state, mostly because I’m basically getting free college here. I want to go to college, and I don’t want to pass this opportunity up, because secondary education is just so outrageously expensive without tuition coverage. I’ll only be covered if I attend an NJ college.

Again, I don’t know why I’m writing this. I’m not asking for anyone’s money. I feel like this is all my fault and I deserve to be miserable.”

Andy and I (Hunter) have taken it upon ourselves to show Alastair that this is not his fault. He deserves to be happy. We want to try and help. 

We’ve seen Tumblr and the general internet do amazing things and we’re hoping that Tumblr will rise to the occasion and help Al jumpstart the road to being himself. If any poster asked a friend for a dollar, we could slowly help Al to get to a safe place.

Even if you can’t donate, please signal boost as far as you can to help him out!

HEY EVERYONE! PLEASE HELP US HELP A FRIEND AND A FELLOW COSPLAYER OUT!

if all of you donated just a dollar and a dollar alone, him and his sister would have $9000. we want them in a safer position. we want them to be able to be themselves without hassle! so please, PLEASE do us a favor and give them the help they both deserve! 

if you cannot donate, that’s fine, but at least help us and pass this along to your friends and followers! every penny counts!

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ughjosh:

broral:

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bro

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buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

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equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

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sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

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sjwstupidity:

samaelcarver:

sjwstupidity:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

socialjusticeprincesses:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

kookerus-speaks:

feignedaffections:

i-was-a-teenage-anarchist:

bibbidi-bobbidi-boo-you-whore:

i-was-a-teenage-anarchist:

samaelcarver:

bethelionqueen:

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

1. This would be considered sexual harassment/assault

2. The way they’re acting makes it look like this wasn’t planned at all

3. Gender roles are weird

4. Zac Efron has an amazing bod

He did the only thing he could do….he rolled with it. 

Can we please stop passing sexual harassment off as cute and funny when it’s happening to a guy?

He did the only thing he could do….he rolled with it. 

samaelcarver, I wonder if you would still be saying that if the roles were reversed: Rita Ora’s giving a speech, and then Zac Efron just comes out of nowhere and rips her dress off.

I don’t know about Zac, but if this shit happened to me, I would certainly not “roll with it”. I would tell her that 1) what she did was wrong and 2) I refuse to be sexually harassed by anyone, just because the world thinks it’s funny/cute when it happens to guys.

Sam was basically saying that due to the circumstances of these double standards, Zac did the only thing he could think to do, he rolled with it. Sam was definitely not saying this was okay.

Exactly.  What else was he supposed to do?  If he did anything other than “roll” with it we would still be talking about how he overreacted, couldn’t take a joke, or worse (depending on what he did).

bitch ever does that to me she’s going to the OR

I don’t like how it is acceptable to basically disrobe a guy, or at least just take off his shirt. And if there is a part going on and all the guys are taking off their shirts for one reason or another, they place a lot of pressure on other guys to do the same, while girls are exempt.
- Mod Helga

On Britain’s Got Talent a bloke was badgered to take off his shirt even though he didn’t want to. If it was a girl, everyone would be in uproar but the poor guy wasn’t defended by anyone. Another contestant actually tried to rip his shirt off him after he stated calmly, many times, that he didn’t want to take his shirt off. And when people sent in questions for the acts, guess what he got asked. “Can you take your shirt off again?”

And a non sexual example of double standards, a show made by the same channel, This Morning, is hosted by pairs, a man and woman. One of the pairs is a married couple called Ruth and Eammon. Ruth often makes jabs at Eammon during the show and it’s never called out. The other day she was mocking him for wearing a brightly coloured shirt when they were on holiday and they talked about how she would refuse to go anywhere with him if he wore a bright coloured shirt. No one defended Eammon but I get the feeling that if he mocked Ruth’s clothes or told her he wasn’t going out with her unless she changed, he’d be branded a sexist pig.

Mulan

There. That thing with the got talent thing. That is what I was talking about earlier when I answered that one ask.
- Mod Helga

I’d bet money this was all planned.

I doubt it. The actress is motions are very jerky and not fluid. As if she decided at the last second to do this, and that was it really rehearsed.

it’s showbusiness…they’re skilled at making planned skits look improvised.

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

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