just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
dont trust spiders. dont trust people who are friends with spiders.
first of all they’re called arachnid Americans and most of all they’re my friends
Mercutio: Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a GRAVE man.
Benvolio: IS NOW REALLY THE TIME?
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
your icon shows who you are inside
cliffhangers are so