(Source: illkim, via duplicatable)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via jesusinc)

charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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(via sniffing)

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(Source: studip, via thelesbianguide)

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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(via nerdjpg)

wizardgrum:

straight people feeling left out over queer representation is my favorite form of comedy

(via godtie)

lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

(via ruinedchildhood)

  • Monday: •╭╮•
  • Tuesday: •╭╮•
  • Wednesday: •╭╮•
  • Thursday: •╭╮•
  • Friday: •_•
  • Saturday: •◡•
  • Sunday •_•

cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

(via squad16)

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(via the-pietriarchy)

youllbesorrysweetie:

onlydillon:

when you’re talking to a really attractive person and then you realize they are in a relationship 

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I watched this 3 times before reblogging

(via jesusinc)

welcometowherethewildthingsare:

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

Uuuuh. That was kinda sexist. Why didn’t they just say actor or famous actor. They had to put him down by saying graying. They only did that because they were angry about the original sexism. So they used revenge sexism basically. Even if it’s only mild. Sorry. But you’re wrong.

That doesn’t make this post any less true.

fixyourwritinghabits:

tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:

Heads up…

WARNING:

THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

HAVE SOME PICTURES:

THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

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It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES

this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

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it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh

OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

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THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU

BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS

AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

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THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

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THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

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THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE

HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES

THIS IS EDIBLE:

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THIS WILL KILL YOU

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THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH

JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*

*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT


I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR

I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

seriously guys don’t die

(via welcometowherethewildthingsare)

urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

(via joshpeck)