embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via sniffing)

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

(via rogueofstars)

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

(via hi)

  • me: abcdefghijklmnop
  • u:
  • me: rstuvwxyz
  • me: u missed ur q

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via hi)

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

(Source: sassykardashian, via little-princess-taco-belle)

blowjcb:

I PRINTED OUT A REALLY HIRES PIC OF RAY AND PUT IT IN AN EXPENSIVE FRAME BUT WHILE I WAS TAKING A SELFIE WITH IT MY FUCKING MOM CAME IN SHES SO DISAPPOINTED

(via yiffmebabyonemoretime)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker, via sniffing)

underthe-corktree:

TODAY AT THE MALL THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND GOES “wow you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my entire life” and I was so startled and confused and panicked that in the most monotoned voice ever I responded “do you like fall out boy”

(via lullabiesgoonandon)

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

(via lullabiesgoonandon)

tumbrlplug:

*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*

(via hi)

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

(via pizza)

rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

(Source: earthandanimals, via dick-butt-anarchism)